Monday, January 13, 2014

Talk to Strangers...

How to tell if you are a stalker. Please note ALL criteria must be met for approval.

1. You tell a complete stranger about the woman you "love".
2. You tell a complete stranger that three to four times a week, an hour at a day you sit a watch said "love".
3. When asked by complete stranger if said "love" is your girlfriend, you reply no.
4. When asked by complete stranger if said "love" has ever talked to you, you reply no.
5. When asked by complete stranger if said "love" has said she does not like you, you reply yes.
6. When asked by complete stranger why then you continue to watch said "love" you place hand on heart and say "Because I can feel her love." 
7. When asked by complete stranger if continued visitations appear "creepy" you reply no.

Meet Francisco
If the above criterion are true for you, congratulations you ARE a stalker. 
**A huge thanks to Francisco at the local Starbucks. Without you and your skills, this blog post would not be possible.

Happy Monday and as always, happy stalking!